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| 1 | Guardians Of The Squared Circle (2:46) |  |
| 2 | Ladies And Gentlemen... (1:48) | |
| 3 | The Following Contest Is Scheduled For One Fall (4:26) | |
| 4 | The Winner Of This Match Will Be The Final Entrant In The... (2:05) | |
| 5 | Gimmick Battle Royal (4:06) | |
| 6 | Introducing First, The Challenger (3:11) | |
| 7 | 'Boiling Hot' Hank Gaaaarvinnnn! (1:56) | |
| 8 | And Making Their Macho Way To The Ring... (3:30) | |
| 9 | The Master Of Wrestle Synth, Mince McVahonnnn! (2:28) | |
| 10 | Ding! Ding! Ding! (4:19) | |
